angstidote:

My life in 4 simple parts, as illustrated by Loki.

Step 1) Hate not being dictator of earth life.

Step 2) Have idea to better life.

Step 3) ENACT GLORIOUS IDEA.

Step 4) Get my ass handed back to me.

Rinse, repeat.

Bonus look at how bad I, a striving-to-be-professional writer, am at spelling and also at spending 5 seconds to use spell-check. You’re welcome.